The Twelve Days Of Clinics

*WHEREIN THE AUTHOR WORKS OUT HIS TRUE FEELINGS ON CHRISTMAS
**WITH THANX TO THE OTHER JIM
***SET TO THE TUNE OF … OH, YOU KNOW

On the First Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Second Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On The Third Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

One the Fourth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Burning Syphilis
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Fifth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave to Me
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphilis
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Sixth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave to Me
Scabies A-Flaking
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphilis
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Seventh Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Seven Canker Sores
Scabies A-Flaking
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphilis
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Eighth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave to Me
Epileptic Seizures
Seven Canker Sores
Scabies A-Flaking
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphilis
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Ninth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Advanced Diabetes
Epileptic Seizures
Seven Canker Sores
Scabies A-Flaking
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphilis
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Tenth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Tapeworm Infection
Advanced Diabetes
Epileptic Seizures
Seven Canker Sores
Scabies A-Flaking
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphilis
Crabs & Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On the Eleventh day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Polyps In My Colon
Tapeworm Infection
Advanced Diabetes
Epileptic Seizures
Seven Canker Sores
Scabies A-Flaking
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphillis
Crabs and Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C

On The Twelfth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me
Twelve E-coli Cupcakes
Polyps In My Colon
Tapeworm Infection
Advanced Diabetes
Epileptic Seizures
Seven Canker Sores
Scabies A-Flaking
Mad Cow Disease!
Burning Syphilis
Crabs and Lice
Genital Warts
And Chronic Hepatitis C